So, in recent past, I've been stabbed by an Excrucian weapon named (foreshadowing, everyone!) Betrayal, punched through the chest by the Power of Cheating, and then accidentally stabbed again by Betrayal...go figure.
Usually, when I make fun of Syndi for being young, she threatens to break my wrist. Since that would kill me, at the moment, I get a free pass. Looking on the bright side, you know?
I don't know if I mentioned Syndi. She's my sister, sort of. The Power of Chains...and, like, twelve or something.
~Matt/Death
